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Post by Jarek on Oct 20, 2003 20:49:44 GMT -5
then Starscream came and stepped on Cesar...that'll teach him to fugg wit dis......BUT THEN HE WAS REBORN! IN AN EXPLOSION THAT DESTROYED ALL OF THE 35 CONTINENTS! ( O.O ) AND HE NO LONGER HAD THE BREASTS HE STARTED THE STORY WITH! SALVATION!
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Post by Cesar on Oct 20, 2003 20:55:51 GMT -5
how would Cesar whore himself without breasts to attract customers!?
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Post by Jarek on Oct 20, 2003 20:58:59 GMT -5
but he didnt have time to worry about that, FOR A MASS OF EVIL FROGBUNNIES WERE RUNNING TOWARDS HIM!WITH RED EYES! LIKE THIS! AND WHISKERS! LIKE THIS: -o-
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Post by Cesar on Oct 20, 2003 21:02:53 GMT -5
(red eyes! i love that song Red Light In My Eyes from Children of Bodom. thats it, tomorrow im listening to the CD ) bwahahaha then....they ate Cesar
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Post by Jarek on Oct 20, 2003 21:05:30 GMT -5
but Cesar didnt mind being eaten, for in his rebirth, HE HAD BECOME A WOMAN! SO BEING EATEN BROUGHT HIM HAPPINESS!
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Post by Christian on Oct 20, 2003 21:05:30 GMT -5
Ate him OUT, actually...
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Post by Jarek on Oct 20, 2003 21:07:00 GMT -5
PRECISELY! IT GAVE HIM SO MUCH ENERGY THAT HE BLEW UP THE OUTSIDE WORLD! then a bounty hunter named Cloud threw a buster blade at Cesar and challenged him to a duel...
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Post by Christian on Oct 20, 2003 21:09:06 GMT -5
*back to final fantasy*
Until..... Shinra soldiers came and pointed guns to everyone in the forum's head...
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Post by Jarek on Oct 20, 2003 21:15:45 GMT -5
then Jarek pulled out his Dark Demon Slayer and tore open the Shinra Soldiers, and pulled out their hearts and fed em to the red-eyed, whiskered bunnies - -
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Post by Christian on Oct 20, 2003 21:29:15 GMT -5
And boy what a feast it was!!! ALL HAAAIL JAREK!!!
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Post by Cesar on Oct 20, 2003 21:41:06 GMT -5
I MADE THE FIRST POST TO GET 100 REPLIES! THIS IS THE 100TH REPLY! FEEL HAPPY! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Christian on Oct 20, 2003 21:42:35 GMT -5
And so Cesar was then shot in the nose by a surviving Shinra soldier...
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stabme
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Post by stabme on Oct 20, 2003 21:45:50 GMT -5
hitler then came from the dead and got the ring to rule them all, and conquered cesar and brought his body back to life to rule with him
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Post by Cesar on Oct 20, 2003 21:48:38 GMT -5
was i king or queen? gah....
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stabme
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Post by stabme on Oct 21, 2003 14:35:34 GMT -5
was i king or queen? gah.... you're just a princess. he has SS men sodomize you in the night time will prickling with your vagina.
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