13utter
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Post by 13utter on Oct 21, 2003 15:08:37 GMT -5
oKAY we finnlay caught up to peter, we stripped him of everyting and then drew starws to see who would deliver his punishment becuase we all wanted to peuk when we saw peter there in nothing but tighty whities. GAH! in fact we decided this was more punishment for us so we just left him hanging in a meat locker that belonged to a starnge old man who for some reason wasnt allowed to be with children. . . hmm . . . aww well have fun peter. ;D so nayway we decided to go to disney land, but when we got there. . . IT WAS GAY DAY!!(gasp) bum bum buuum.
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Post by Cesar on Oct 21, 2003 15:13:38 GMT -5
the old man began to caress Peter in places Peter didnt know he had such sexual sensation. He closed his eyes and was very aroused until he opened them again and realized he was being touched by an old guy in a meat locker
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stabme
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Post by stabme on Oct 21, 2003 15:18:04 GMT -5
the gay men welcomed cesar, for he is a very, very gay man as well.
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Post by Cesar on Oct 21, 2003 15:22:06 GMT -5
-_- fuck...
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Post by Jarek on Oct 21, 2003 15:24:16 GMT -5
he said as a mad mob of the gays attacked him, THEY RIPPED OF HIS PANTS AND LEFT HIM AT THE GLOVED HANDS OF MICKEY! WHO HAD READ EYES LIKE THIS: . AND WHISKERS LIKE THIS -o-. SO HE LOOKED LIKE THIS: - - AND ITS SCARED THE LIVING HELL OUT OF CESAR!
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stabme
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Post by stabme on Oct 21, 2003 15:27:20 GMT -5
mickey placed his 6-inch-wide and 10-foot long tail up cesars ass. we never heard anything for the past 42 hours but the sound of scream.. with the soft sound of gay men everywhere cheering, and later other gay men masturbating and having sex and moaning, because the scene was just too hot to not do anything about it..
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Post by Cesar on Oct 21, 2003 15:29:14 GMT -5
i need to cry on someones shoulder right now
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Post by Jarek on Oct 21, 2003 15:31:03 GMT -5
THEN SUPER CHRIST CAME IN AND KILLED EVERY HOMOSEXUAL IN THE WORLD BECAUSE HIS LAME-ASS RELIGION SENDS GAYS TO HELL. R.I.P. Christian Gays
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stabme
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Post by stabme on Oct 21, 2003 15:40:01 GMT -5
thusly, jarek and cesar were sentenced to hell.. with mickey's tail still in cesars ass. jarek started suckingg on mickey's nose.
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Post by Jarek on Oct 21, 2003 15:50:09 GMT -5
Jarek did NOT go to hell, for he was WAY too badass to die, and he did not suck on Mickeys nose for 3 reasons, he was not gay, Mickey was dead, and Peter was too busy riding it to at least let it be seen. But sadly.....Cesar DID die.
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stabme
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Post by stabme on Oct 21, 2003 15:51:56 GMT -5
peters not gay. he was busy macking with the boobs by aisle one. jarek, on the other hand, was seduced by the smell of craemed salad on mickeys nose.. and found out mickey's nose is made out of licorise... who could resist?
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Post by Jarek on Oct 21, 2003 15:56:38 GMT -5
Jarek could resist, he was too busy macking with the legs in aisle 2. Cesar on the other hand, took all of Mickey in his mouth in ONE GULP! (interpret as you wish)
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Post by Cesar on Oct 21, 2003 16:02:07 GMT -5
right, so i ate Mickey...?...then he layed eggs in my body
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Post by Jarek on Oct 21, 2003 18:28:01 GMT -5
AND THE EGGS EXPLODED MAKING CESAR INTERNALLY BLEED!
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Post by Cesar on Oct 21, 2003 19:03:37 GMT -5
"OH MY GOD!!! THIS IS SUCH A RIP OFF OF ALIEN!" yelled Cesar as a baby Mickey ripped out of his chest
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