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Post by Cesar on Oct 19, 2003 20:26:16 GMT -5
Rico Suave tried out, he had the moves, he knew what to say. he looked good in glasses, but he just couldnt fit his package in that tight latex. and as for the sex in a cave..well..it just wasnt happening.
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Post by 13utter on Oct 20, 2003 15:32:23 GMT -5
or so he thought, but ceaser was too turned on watching him in that tight latex to let him go, so ceaser had his way with Rico and soon after the rest of us got there in cool matrix clothing also. with the cool glasses, and uzis, and cool lines, and. . .anyway we got there.
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Post by Cesar on Oct 20, 2003 15:46:33 GMT -5
Cesar felt sexy in his latex. he thought he was a sexy mama
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Post by stabme on Oct 20, 2003 15:57:51 GMT -5
Cesar felt sexy in his latex. he thought he was a sexy mama until his real mother came in and starting using ceaser as a tool for her own game, and once the sexy mama and sexy mama's mama were reunited, the party in the shower wouldn't stop to sleep a wink, and the lesbian fun had begun, but did ceaser's mom know ceaser wasn't a woman? she thought so, until..
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Post by Cesar on Oct 20, 2003 16:19:02 GMT -5
she thought so until her wandering hands found his manhood. Cesar ran out screaming and crying, wondering why all the bad stuff happens to him. (CAUSE ALL THE WRITES ARE AGAINST ME )
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Post by stabme on Oct 20, 2003 17:07:29 GMT -5
she thought so until her wandering hands found his manhood. Cesar ran out screaming and crying, wondering why all the bad stuff happens to him. (CAUSE ALL THE WRITES ARE AGAINST ME ) so cesar's mama got out the strap-on and started fucking cesar in the ass. creamed salad ...
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Post by Christian on Oct 20, 2003 17:19:23 GMT -5
Soon a man named Peter came to cuss the world and Christian pointed a banana to his head to calm down with the bad language because teachers from Braddock also view this forum!!!!
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Post by stabme on Oct 20, 2003 17:25:23 GMT -5
Soon a man named Peter came to cuss the world and Christian pointed a banana to his head to calm down with the bad language because teachers from Braddock also view this forum!!!! "fuck your banana! fuck ALL of your bananas!!!", screamed the Peter character as he jumped off a 12-story building and landed in the dumpster... clean getaway...
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Post by 13utter on Oct 20, 2003 18:53:59 GMT -5
well the rest of us just stood there in our cool kick ass matrix costumes as we watched all of this happen. "quick we must destroy the peter program before he fowlmouths the forum, and zion is detroyed. . . . somehow. so we all jumped off the 12 story building and began pursuing peter. (clean getaway my ass, he fell in a dumpster AND we're on his tail.)
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Post by Cesar on Oct 20, 2003 20:25:42 GMT -5
Cesar was all koo, he looked around through the Matrix and sensed the chis until he identified Peter. He FLEW! FLEW INTO THE DISTANCE AT HIGH SPEEDS THAT ONLY THE ONE COULD REACH! BUT LUCKY FOR CESAR, HE WAS THE ONE! HE UNDERSTOOD THE MATRIX, AND HE WAS READY TO TAKE DOWN ANY PROGRAM! AND THIS POST IS NOT FUNNY SO IM GOING TO END IT HURR...
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Post by Christian on Oct 20, 2003 20:31:54 GMT -5
*someone likes himself too much*
Then cesar hit a brick wall and the rest continue to chase peter....
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Post by Cesar on Oct 20, 2003 20:35:45 GMT -5
HE DIDNT JUST HIT THE WALL, HE SMASHED RIGHT THROUGH IT......Meanwhile, the others were in pursuit. Around one corner down an alley and then!...the ice cream truck, they decided to take a break and eat some ice cream ;D
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Post by Jarek on Oct 20, 2003 20:37:38 GMT -5
THEN "EVIL SHOWER MAN WITH CURTAIN DRAPED AROUND HIS WAIST MAN"BROKE THROUGH ONE OF THE SIDE WALLS WITH A SPATULA! HE FLUNG OUT EASTER EGGS AND CHOCOLATE BUNNIES!until....
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Post by Jarek on Oct 20, 2003 20:40:10 GMT -5
THE ICE CREAM MAN CAME OUT OF THE TRUCK! IT WAS SUPER CHRIST WEARING A "NO PIGS!" SHIRT! HE THREW HIS KUNGFU CROSSES AT E.S.M.W.C.D.A.H.W. MAN UNTIL HE DIED!!!THEN IT WAS A SHOWDOWN BETWEEN S.C. THE EASTER BUNNY AND THE TRANSFORMERS THAT CAME TO BACK UP OUR HEROES! WHAT WILL THEY DO?!
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Post by Cesar on Oct 20, 2003 20:45:16 GMT -5
the whole group started singing the Transformers theme song..."Transformers, more than meets the eye...Transformers, robots in disguise!" then Cesar did the little synthesized guitar part because its fun. i really like that theme song...Knightrider too! i almost died of excitement when it came on BTV today ;D
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