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Post by Cesar on Sept 26, 2003 9:03:25 GMT -5
lets try to keep it one sentence every post Once upon a time, there was a little boy who just wanted to be accepted by all the other little boys but couldnt. He was different, he had breasts.
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Post by Christian on Sept 26, 2003 14:23:15 GMT -5
It seemed Little Cesar could not withstand being neglected by the many kids he passed by at school. To have this kind of sorrow weighing down on you is troubling enough.
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Post by Cesar on Sept 26, 2003 19:23:50 GMT -5
but he realized one day, that he had large breasts and could use this. he drssed up as a girl and danced at topless bars where men loved him
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Post by Christian on Sept 26, 2003 19:25:50 GMT -5
Until people realized he was underaged and was arrested, but no one knew whether to take him to a male or female jailhouse. But they soon decided to take him to the mail jailhouse, due to his birth certificate.
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Post by Cesar on Sept 26, 2003 19:32:23 GMT -5
damn it Christian, im getting depressed DONT YOU LOVE ME!? WHY DO YOU MAKE FUN OF ME!?
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Post by Christian on Sept 26, 2003 19:34:59 GMT -5
Screamed Cesar in his cellar. He did not know what Christian meant, it was probably the religion.
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Post by Cesar on Sept 26, 2003 19:41:18 GMT -5
so Cesar lived his life in a celler, sure he made friends. with the rats in the celler. he even had food....his friends the rats. soon Cesar became lonely as he ate all the rats
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Post by Jewl on Sept 26, 2003 21:05:32 GMT -5
so he made friends with the cockroaches, and vowed, due to his ability to learn from his lessons, to never eat the cockroaches, as they were now, the only companions he had. But one day Cesar was alowed a visitor, a human visitor, and this person came to him baring good news......
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Post by Christian on Sept 27, 2003 20:01:08 GMT -5
"It's your brother, Cesar X." He said, "He's going to bail you out via underground." Cesar couldn't believe that his own brother would do such an amazing deed for him, and he cried and said that he will wait for him until midnight.
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Post by Brian on Sept 29, 2003 9:33:50 GMT -5
Then, in one amaizing explosion...at midnight, came his brother flying through the wall with his knight rider pontiac, theme song and all, when he came up to cesar he said..
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Post by Christian on Sept 29, 2003 14:31:30 GMT -5
"(0p%|219h7! LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!111!!!" Says Cesar X. Cesar X had a 1337 infringment and spoke everytime in 1337. Although it made sense in words, it didn't make sense in text.
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Post by Cesar on Sept 29, 2003 14:50:42 GMT -5
This was trouble for comunication. Cesar couldn't understand Cesar X and every time he would ask what he was saying Cesar X would yell, "OMG j00 fu(|<i|\|g suxx0rs n00b!!! | r 1337 j00 r f4g!!!! LOLOLOLOLLL!!!!!111"
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Post by Christian on Sept 29, 2003 19:45:39 GMT -5
But still, Cesar got into the car, and drove away. He then noticed that Cesar X was removing his mask, and Cesar was stunned to see who it was.
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Post by Cesar on Sept 29, 2003 19:48:01 GMT -5
it was the gay dancer, Christian that he had seen at a club before. he was surpised, he knew Christian could swivel his hips and shake his ass better than any man in Miami, but a get away...this was another side of Christian he hadnt seen
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Post by Christian on Oct 1, 2003 19:38:49 GMT -5
He was actually a very INTELLIGENT MAN WITH FEELINGS!!!!!!!!! But for some odd reason, Christian smacked Cesar across the face, and kept driving, as Cesar was knocked out...
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