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Post by Christian on Oct 18, 2003 13:09:33 GMT -5
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Post by 13utter on Oct 18, 2003 13:20:57 GMT -5
BUT.. there was still hope for. . .YAKSMAS DAY!!
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Post by lizzy on Oct 18, 2003 13:29:55 GMT -5
Just then, Budda rolled in and everyone surrounded him to rub his lucky belly. Amidst all the rubbing of bellies he aggreed to be the new Santa Claus for Yaksmas Day.
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Post by 13utter on Oct 18, 2003 14:35:34 GMT -5
yet he only agreed bcause all that rubbing pleased him sexually. ;D
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Post by lizzy on Oct 18, 2003 14:44:25 GMT -5
Budda only agreed to be Santa if Dennis would be his personal belly rubber, but alas Lizzy was outraged and threatened to fight Budda to the death because if Dennis was going to be rubbing anyone's belly it would be hers! Not a jolly old fat guy!
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Post by 13utter on Oct 18, 2003 14:49:23 GMT -5
Enough!! hitler said as he stood there in a bikini. "its time we had our special man time alone" he said to buddah as they walked away. "no ceaser you stay" hitler said as ceaser turned and started crying on christians sholder. "dont worry" chris said "theres always profesional sock folding"
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Post by Christian on Oct 18, 2003 14:51:46 GMT -5
*you guys are having too much fun*
Hitler then thought to himself and spoke "Hey, why should we fight? Let's be friends!" So then Cesar, Chris, and Hitler began to cross their arms, clap their hands and throw their thumbs left and right. "Bang bang, shigga shigga bang!"
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Post by lizzy on Oct 18, 2003 15:15:09 GMT -5
But wait! Who would be Santa Claus now that everyone was too busy dancing around like tarantulas on caffeine?l
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Post by 13utter on Oct 18, 2003 15:29:48 GMT -5
soon after they finished dancing, they would search for The One. . . . . . .to be santa that is.
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Post by Jarek on Oct 18, 2003 19:17:46 GMT -5
The One was found in a local 7-11. It was a guy named Hank with scar tissue all over his face and a bulbous re pimpple on the tip of his nose. IT WAS PUERTO RICAN SPECIAL! 2 FOR 1! HE WOULD DRIVE AND LEAD THE SLAY! ...but then he got shot in the left testicle by the Easter Bunny "my holiday shall not be so easily decided"
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Post by Cesar on Oct 19, 2003 11:28:32 GMT -5
MAN WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HURR?
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Post by 13utter on Oct 19, 2003 19:36:16 GMT -5
screamed hank as he held his testicle in the palm of his hand. "ill never let go nut" he said to as the dying testicle coughed in his hand. "only. . .you. .(cough cough) can. . .save. . yaks-. .gauhhh.. . . . . . .. Testi....? testi....? NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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Post by 13utter on Oct 19, 2003 19:47:31 GMT -5
" its time to spread some yaksmas sheer" hank said as he laid his testicle to rest and cocked his shotgun, BUT WHERE THE HELL ARE OUR HEROS IN THIS OUT OF CONTROL STORY?!?!?!
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Post by Cesar on Oct 19, 2003 20:16:25 GMT -5
"I'll be your hero" said Cesar. He put his sunglasses on and flew away really fast and stuff trying to be all Matrix-like. Cesar soon realized he needed some attractive girl in latex to be his woman hero. He would fight along side her and save her and then take her back home where they would make sweet love in a cave as people danced around outside.
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Post by Christian on Oct 19, 2003 20:18:31 GMT -5
That woman was none other then
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Rico Suave...
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