Lisa
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Post by Lisa on Oct 16, 2003 20:19:10 GMT -5
Christian passed by looking for his cookie and noticed the rubble and thanked Lisa for finally destroying that cheap stone imitate of him (he looked too "straight")and noticed poor Cesar lamenting; so he said "Cheer up baby!" and bootied with Cesar until dawn!
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Post by Christian on Oct 16, 2003 20:19:53 GMT -5
*You bastard...*
But then Christian went into the nearest phone booth and came out with a trench coat and 2 akimbo berettas. "Your reign of terror has gone far enough, I shall not banish you to the cafeteria of 40 cent priced lunches!"
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Post by Cesar on Oct 16, 2003 20:21:42 GMT -5
"Yes yes! panish her! SHE DESERVES PANISHMENT!...no she doesn't. She's just misunderstood...under all that anger is a sweet girl."
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Post by Christian on Oct 16, 2003 20:23:02 GMT -5
Cesar said lying as he pulled a knife. It seemed Lisa was out numbered, but in every other girl, there is always a power to manipulate others.
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Post by Cesar on Oct 16, 2003 20:23:46 GMT -5
then Cesar yelled, "It's peanut butta jelly time!" and they all started dancing..er...well...Cesar danced alone, he was too afraid of both Christian and Lisa because of what had happened before.
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Lisa
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Post by Lisa on Oct 16, 2003 20:24:58 GMT -5
And then Lisa kissed both of them and said sorry...better?
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Lisa
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Post by Lisa on Oct 16, 2003 20:26:27 GMT -5
But Christain and Cesar both spat and said...eww girl germs, and made sweet love under the cherry blossoms.
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Post by Cesar on Oct 16, 2003 20:26:48 GMT -5
Cesar was outraged. "DO YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST SOLVE YOUR PROBLEMS WITH KISSES!?"
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Post by Christian on Oct 16, 2003 20:26:55 GMT -5
Cesar gave up, and his feet turned to jelly, as so did Christian's, as they both dropped their arms. Then they stood side by side saying "let's be friends!" and started to do the chicken dance.
Cluck cluck *clap clap*
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Lisa
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Post by Lisa on Oct 16, 2003 20:27:26 GMT -5
And then, when they were done, all three of them formed a congo line and walked around town until there was so many people in the congo line...it went to China!
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Post by Cesar on Oct 16, 2003 20:29:09 GMT -5
It DID go all the way to china...
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Post by Christian on Oct 16, 2003 20:29:50 GMT -5
It seemed that the trio would forever be friends, until a woman named Lizzy passed by saying "I shall ice skate you all in the face!"
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Post by Cesar on Oct 16, 2003 20:32:33 GMT -5
and so she did, and it was sexy
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Lisa
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Post by Lisa on Oct 16, 2003 20:33:01 GMT -5
And Lizzy did figure 8's on Cesars face for his feeble attempts at locking...
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Post by Christian on Oct 16, 2003 20:33:45 GMT -5
Soon the trio were in a hospital, with lines on their faces and scars from the ice skating. Lisa looked up and noticed Christian and Cesar still unconscious, and she then ate their apple sauce.
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