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Post by Cesar on Oct 1, 2003 21:21:41 GMT -5
as Cesar was knocked out...Christian, being all gay and stuff, decides to *COVER Cesar WITH A BLANKET!*. He almost gets to do it until a couple of cops stop the car and...
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Post by Christian on Oct 2, 2003 20:16:57 GMT -5
Ripped out the door, which flew 2 miles away. They wore sunglasses and suits, and they spoke.... "Are you John Connor?"
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Post by Cesar on Oct 2, 2003 20:54:33 GMT -5
Then Van Damme came and fought the robots while Christian and Cesar made an exit at the nearest phone booth
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Post by Brian on Oct 5, 2003 0:57:38 GMT -5
On the way to the phone, Christian and Cesar were attacked by a tfc soilder, and he said "As you can see, My skills are that of a...chimpanzee... for a second it was tense, because they were unarmed, then.....
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Post by Christian on Oct 11, 2003 11:58:52 GMT -5
"CUT!" screams the director, as he points to the TFC Solider. "What is he doing here!? He wasn't part of the script!" Cesar soon said...
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Post by Cesar on Oct 13, 2003 14:49:42 GMT -5
Cesar soon said, "HE'S ONE OF THEM!!!" and then the TFC soldier changed into one of the Matrix bad guys.
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Post by Christian on Oct 14, 2003 21:04:41 GMT -5
The Matrix Guy said "You must destroy the ring, Mr. Cesar..." Cesar looked confused, and noticed Christian handing him a ring...
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Post by Lisa on Oct 14, 2003 21:17:43 GMT -5
When cesar woke up...his...behind...felt strangely sore *ahem* and rolled over to absorb the extravagant surroundings on a very cushioned bed in the shape of a heart, 3 feet tall with soft pink silk covers and noticed the hot pink walls decorated with pictures of Christain in the sexiest dance poses.  |
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Post by Cesar on Oct 15, 2003 14:55:53 GMT -5
Cesar liked the bed, actually he had always dreamed of being made love to in a heart shaped bed. The only difference was that he hadn't dreamed of it being a man. He was never sodomized before, and just realizing what had happened only disturbed him more. Cesar was damaged forever, how would he ever get past this?
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Post by Christian on Oct 15, 2003 18:06:40 GMT -5
*time to get even*
Cesar noticed a little girl named Lisa sitting next to the shrine of Christian, drooling with temptation. Cesar, not wanting to mess with her or else he'll get bitten, jumps through his window and flies down to the ground.
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Post by Cesar on Oct 15, 2003 20:43:48 GMT -5
Cesar was jealous, why didn't he have a shrine? Cesar went off and made his own shrine...
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Post by Lisa on Oct 16, 2003 19:56:31 GMT -5
Then the little girl named Lisa ate the cookie she was drooling over from temptation near the shrine and finally wired the bomb to the shrine and with one big, sweet smile on her face blew it to smitherines. ;D
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Post by Lisa on Oct 16, 2003 19:57:18 GMT -5
She snuck up behind Cesar, pushed him into the bushes and blew up his shrine too...
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Post by Lisa on Oct 16, 2003 20:15:34 GMT -5
And Cesar trembled and fell on his knees to the ground his hands up in disbelief, holding mold and staring at his hands as he whimpered and cried...and he began to scream: "WHY LISA? WHY?!" but then...
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Post by Cesar on Oct 16, 2003 20:18:49 GMT -5
Does no one love Cesar? he gets chased by matrix guys and gets made gay love to him and pushed by girls..sigh..
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