13utter
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Post by 13utter on Oct 27, 2003 18:52:59 GMT -5
Thats right cameron diaz leader of the communist revolution, and her hybrid duck whale babies were just the first step in her evil plan to rule cable television.
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Post by lizzy on Oct 27, 2003 19:22:56 GMT -5
And Christian, well he was really in on the plot all along and he unzipped his sexy mama bodysuit to reveal a rather lumpy Mr. Potato Head. Now it is a mystery to all of us how he managed to fit his plump little booty into Christians body but he did somehow and now he was revealing himself to us in all his unbaked glory.
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Post by 13utter on Oct 27, 2003 19:45:55 GMT -5
And then we called forth hitler once again to aid us in the detruction of this dynamic duo(is there anything that man cant do, except for detroying the jews). So he blitzkrieged the potatoe and diaz until they fell to his feet. Mwahahah he laughed as they became his personal bitches. his work here was done, but WHERE WAS THE REAL CHRISTIAN!!, this looks like a job for the bad ass Contra Soldiers, which we were all dressed up as all of a sudden.
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Post by lizzy on Oct 27, 2003 20:16:44 GMT -5
All that is except for Lizzy... she was busy drinking her milkshake to care about what was going on ;D
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Post by Jarek on Oct 27, 2003 22:27:26 GMT -5
Because her milkshake brings the boys to the yard and they're like "It's better than yours". Damn right, it's better than yours. She could touch you...but she'd have to charge my man, she'd have to charge.
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Post by Lisa on Nov 1, 2003 11:37:58 GMT -5
And so...lizzy charged them and she touched each one of them and POOOF!! They all turned into evil Hello Kitties and walked like zombies toward the bad ass Contra Soldiers with their little bows spinning on their ears.
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Post by lizzy on Nov 1, 2003 16:13:50 GMT -5
All seemed lost as Lizzy stalked toward the badass Contra soldiers (and for once Dennis feared her!) with her army of Hello Kitties until.......
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Post by Jarek on Nov 1, 2003 23:45:09 GMT -5
Fabio came out and buttered them all up but WAIT!IT WASNT BUTTER! I CANT BELIEVE ITS NOT BUTTER!....but everyone was allergic to this butter substitute and they all died.......except Butter....who IS butter.....you know....so he.....like....you know....like......whoosh... them away
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13utter
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Post by 13utter on Nov 3, 2003 9:14:35 GMT -5
So i was all alone. until i found a bunch of those inflatable porno dolls and dressed them up as all of you. yep those where good times.
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Post by Jarek on Nov 3, 2003 17:36:25 GMT -5
good times......'til the pumpkins came
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Post by Christian on Nov 3, 2003 19:20:34 GMT -5
Which were actually H-bombs with pumpkins on the pointy end...
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Post by Jarek on Nov 3, 2003 21:20:41 GMT -5
which were actually birds pushing the H-bombs with pumpkins on the pointy end
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Post by 13utter on Nov 4, 2003 9:00:25 GMT -5
robot birds,(english accent) with knives, pointy knives, knives that burned with the flames of a thousand evils. not to mention they were INFECTED with. . . . . . ............................................................................................................................ ......................................................................................... ........................................................................................ .............................................................................................................................................. .............................................................................................................................................. .............................................................................................................................................. ................................................................................................... (yea you can add something any time now)..................................................................................................................................... ....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... ....................................................................................... ....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... ...............................
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Post by Jarek on Nov 4, 2003 11:27:11 GMT -5
BIRDARTERIZATION! WHICH GAVE THEM ALL WARTS BIGGER THAN SASQUATCH ON THEIR LEFT TESTICLES AND/OR BREASTS!
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Post by 13utter on Nov 5, 2003 15:14:46 GMT -5
so they looked really like giant testicle warts with knives that burned with the fires of a thousand evils, pushing the h-bombs behind the pumpkins ready to rain doom upon the city of townsville once more!!!
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