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Post by Jarek on Oct 22, 2003 21:29:13 GMT -5
And THEN MADNESS! THE WORLD WAS LAUNCHED INTO A DEEP AZURE!
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Post by Cesar on Oct 22, 2003 21:50:46 GMT -5
AND ANGELFIRE CANCELLED EVERY ONE OF THEIR USERS ACCOUNTS!
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Post by Christian on Oct 22, 2003 22:17:24 GMT -5
Not.... FUNNNY!!!!!!!!!
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Post by stabme on Oct 23, 2003 17:34:12 GMT -5
and potter was thusly sentences to hell for being such a SHITTY BOOK
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Post by lizzy on Oct 23, 2003 20:20:58 GMT -5
But wait... Potter ended up not going to Hell because the angel of mercy, none other than the Queen of the universe herself (me that is) rescued him from the chasms of Hades on the condition that he would be her and Dennis' french maid!!
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Post by Jarek on Oct 23, 2003 20:47:18 GMT -5
And that he did......that he did. With 5 inch pumps and a block lacey thong.Silk-ay
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Post by 13utter on Oct 24, 2003 18:03:00 GMT -5
so chris became my french maid, and we whipped him when he disobeyed our orders to stick pineapples in his rectum. he enjoyed the whipping but longed for soemthing more. . . . . . . he wanted. . . . . a baby. .
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Post by Christian on Oct 24, 2003 18:28:10 GMT -5
I do want to have a lil baby to take care of... I'll call him...
Cochino!!
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Post by lizzy on Oct 24, 2003 18:29:20 GMT -5
And who better to fill his baby needs then....Peter teehee j/k no one is that cruel!
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Post by 13utter on Oct 24, 2003 19:21:54 GMT -5
JEREK SHALL FATHER THE CHILD!!
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Post by lizzy on Oct 24, 2003 21:05:57 GMT -5
And so as it goes.... when a man loves a ......man(?) they do this pretty thing called makin love and Jarek and Chris did not love each other in the traditional sense but thats not the point. Together they made a lovely baby.......whale! And they named him Buttercup!
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Post by stabme on Oct 24, 2003 21:12:01 GMT -5
*Peter, read the disclaimer*
Message from Christian:
You don't advertise stupid things like that, nor do you bring in drugs. I hate drugs, and I hate it when other people think I take them. So watch what you say for now on, because I don't want to be deleted from proboards either.
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Post by lizzy on Oct 25, 2003 14:54:11 GMT -5
But wait! Suprise suprise! Shortly thereafter Potter gave birth to yet another baby! Cochino the duck became Buttercup's new twin sister!
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Post by 13utter on Oct 26, 2003 15:24:47 GMT -5
but they were both ASIAN, and when jerek saw them he knew they werent his,what was he to do. . .
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Post by Jarek on Oct 27, 2003 18:29:10 GMT -5
and then Jarek came back from his 2 weeks off from the boards you sad little people......... SO THAT MEANS IT WASNT JAREK WHO FATHERED THE CHILD! The impostor Jarek took off his electrical skin mask and revealed that it was........CAMERON DIAZ!
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